He’s Never Gone To Florida, Nor, It Would Seem, To Reality

He’s got a looooooong way to go, but if he keeps it up, we might just have the nextJonathan Lee Richeson our hands in the form ofJohn D. Gilliand.He’s off to a promising start, having recently filed for restraining orders against football player Tim Tebow, U.S. President Barack Obama and Jesus christ. They were all denied the same day, but he’s already gone ahead and refiled in the cases of Tebow and Obama. Not sure what kind of deal he made with the lord, but the legal system, much like the pretend heavenly one works in mysterious ways, so maybe it’s not worth looking into.

“I was trespassed from the Kangaroo Gas Station on University for saying T-Bo sucks,” Gilliand wrote in the petition for injunction for protection against repeat violence against Tebow. “I personally hate any type of exercise although I feel Billy Blanks has a wonderful video.”

Gilliand makes reference to Tebow, Obama and Jesus as part of gangs or making gang symbols at him. He states in all three that he is not a Gator and never went to Florida.

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