I saw an ad on the site saying that McDonald’s gift cards make a convenient and delicious Christmas gift. I’m with them on convenient, I love gift cards. Those magical little bastards make my gift giving life so much easier. But delicious? Who’d they get to test that, and how pissed off is he going to be when somebody lets him know that he can cash them in for actual food, at least to the extent that the stuff available at McDonald’s counts as actual food?