I think this guy had better head back to school. Even though he was very proud of getting his GED, he hadn’t learned yet that it is never a good plan to hang the GED certificate above his meth-cooking rig. It’s also not good, when you’re discovered by cops, to run into the woods with only a bowl of macaroni and cheese. That won’t last long, and when your fifteen-year-old girlfriend brings you new food, the jig is up. Hmmm. You’re 29 and you have a fifteen-year-old girlfriend?
At least one good thing from all of this is it was very easy for the cops to bust John Thomas Nelon. Between the GED certificate hanging in his garage where the meth lab was, and his girlfriend bringing him food, it didn’t take long.