Look, Enson M. Ibanez, you’re an idiot. You were given a chance to save yourself. If you returned the planter you were in the middle of stealing, you would face no charges. Your response? ‘No. It’s too heavy.’ So, your list of charges is
- disorderly conduct,
- malicious destruction,
And all that could have been avoided if you had just put the planter back. Maybe they can make you stronger doing manual labour in prison.