It’s a well known fact that guys will beat off to almost anything at any time in any place, but there’s still something strange about the place being a British public library and thethingbeing the autobiography of politician and businessman Lord Alan Sugar.
An anonymous source who witnessed the man masturbating told The Sun: “He spent about 20 minutes looking through the books in the business section before selecting Alan Sugar’s autobiography.
“He was behaving rather oddly so we kept an eye on him and then he just sat down with his coat over his lap and started pleasuring himself as he looked through the book.
“It was very bizarre behaviour and our security guys got a hold of him before too many people saw what he was doing.”
The man was banned from returning to the library and cautioned by police.
And because I’m the helpful sort, here’sSugar’s Wikipedia pagefor the benefit of those who are unable to get out of the house today.