A woman at a stop light noticed something odd about what was going on inside a city vehicle. There was Steve Hartsel, the city manager, but he appeared to be masturbating, and exposing himself to her. When she called the police to report it, he initially claimed she was so wrong. He had a submarine sandwich in his lap. Uh-huh. Right. Yeah, he had a yum rocket in his lap.
Eventually, when another motorist confirmed the story, he had to admit that was no sandwich.