Ok, first a cat gets an ASBO. Now, in Boston, one gets summoned for jury duty. I know stuff like this happens all the time, but the funny part about this one is when the family explained the situation to the commissioner of jury selection, he didn’t care! So, they might have to bring the cat to court before it’s settled!
So this, people, is why you do not include your pets in the census, even if you specify that it is a pet. If they don’t have your pet’s name, they can’t call it up for jury duty.