It looks like there’s a bit of an update to the story of the cremated remains-snorters. Not only did they snort the ashes, they ate some of them thinking they were crushed pills. Hmmm. I wonder if any of these geniuses nibbled on mysterious blue cubes as children.
An additional weird detail is police divers are searching the lake for the ashes. For the ashes? Seriously? How will they know what’s ashes and what’s dirt. Or are they diving for the urn?