So let me get this straight, Shane Woelke. You were drunk, and this wasn’t the first time. You hit some street signs. You decided that you should probably hide the evidence, so put them in the back of your car. But then you couldn’t manage to get off the road before passing out? You couldn’t even get your car out of drive? You are so unbelievably lucky that you didn’t drive off to your death while you slept, probably taking a few people with you.
I also love how, when asked what’s up with the signs in the back of the car, you managed a blank stare while your passenger said “What signs?” What signs? That’s really dumb. It also didn’t work.