Fountain Of Stupid

Last Updated on: 18th May 2018, 11:36 am

We now have a name for the texting chick who fell into the fountain. It’s Cathy A. Cruz Marrero, and she’s suing the mall security for releasing her video to YouTube.

The funny part is she would have been completely unidentifiable from the video, but she started demanding apologies and suing over it. But she can’t keep her story straight. Right after saying she was horrified that the video was spread around, she then said she brought this forward because she wanted to warn people about the dangers of walking and texting. Then wouldn’t she be glad that the video went viral? I mean, tons of people would have been warned of the dangers of obliviously texting by watching her example.

Oh, and she has a nice big criminal record too. So don’t lend your credit card to her, because she’ll likely start using it all the time, and redirect the bills to her house so you don’t know about it.

I know they probably had to do it, but I’m kinda sad they fired the security guard who released the tape.

Something tells me her lawsuit won’t go too well.

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