Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahah! Hehehehehheheheh! Giggle giggle snort. Ok. I think I can manage to write this down now.
This is about as good as the story of the suicide bomber who accidentally blew himself up falling down the stairs. But there’s something even funnier about this one. I can’t explain it. It just is.
A woman was all ready to head off to Red Square on New Years Eve and blow herself up, killing and wounding untold hundreds. But then her cell phone operator wished her a happy new year via text, and the text set off the suicide belt. She blew up in a safe house.
I guess, on a larger scale, the mobile phone operator got their wish. More people will have a happy New Year because of that text than won’t. And I will continue to chuckle when I think about it.