This Board’s For You

When your girlfriend refuses to buy you beer, there are several things you can do. Calling it a night comes immediately to mind, as does asking a buddy instead. And now, thanks to Stephen Edward Siebold, I have an option I hadn’t considered.Bite her hand, hit her on the head with a skateboard and engage …

Thx For Ur Bombs

Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahah! Hehehehehheheheh! Giggle giggle snort. Ok. I think I can manage to write this down now. This is about as good as the story of the suicide bomber who accidentally blew himself up falling down the stairs. But there’s something even funnier about this one. I can’t explain it. It just is. A woman …

Lost Guide Dog In Central Florida

The happy update is here. Devon has been reunited with Jeff.Oh boy. Here comes another lost guide dog. This one’s from the Seeing Eye, but a lost guide dog is a lost guide dog. I guess there was some crazy weather in Florida on Tuesday. Jeff Bazer was there for a convention, I’m almost sure …

If You’re Happy And You Know It, Swear At A Baby

Once again, children’s toys are spouting off at the mouth. This time it’s a singing puppy named My Pal Violet that told a woman’s 4-month-old“If you’re happy and you know it, fuck with me.” LeapFrog Toys, the company responsible for the confrontational canine, says that the nice little doggy is saying “bark with me,” but …

If They Play It, You Can Pay For It

It’s not often I get to write a sentence containing the words major record labels get something right, but this is one of those times.If it’s on air, it’s on sale, say majors Starting next month, both Sony and Universal will be making songs available for digital download at the same time as they start …

If You Plan To Run, Don’t Get Run Over

I have to wonder. Did Jona Zeigler go to the LaKeitha Watson-Atkinson getaway driving school? If she did, she learned quite well. Police decided to have a chat with her because she had warrants. She wasn’t the biggest fan of that, so she drove away, then got out of her car to run. The only …

A Bad Touch Off The Old Block

There are a couple things of note inthis story.The most obvious is that it’s all about a father and son who both face child molestation charges in different towns in the same State. What you may not have immediately noticed is that the son, Robert D’Ginto Jr, is said to reside on Badman Road. That’s …