Yea! Everybody can dance and be happy. Devon is returned. He was found by a British couple the night he ran away and they took care of him until the police got him back. Why they didn’t try to get a hold of Jeff I don’t know, but they seemed to have treated the dog …
Monthly Archives: January 2011
This Board’s For You
When your girlfriend refuses to buy you beer, there are several things you can do. Calling it a night comes immediately to mind, as does asking a buddy instead. And now, thanks to Stephen Edward Siebold, I have an option I hadn’t considered.Bite her hand, hit her on the head with a skateboard and engage …
Thx For Ur Bombs
Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahah! Hehehehehheheheh! Giggle giggle snort. Ok. I think I can manage to write this down now. This is about as good as the story of the suicide bomber who accidentally blew himself up falling down the stairs. But there’s something even funnier about this one. I can’t explain it. It just is. A woman …
Lost Guide Dog In Central Florida
The happy update is here. Devon has been reunited with Jeff.Oh boy. Here comes another lost guide dog. This one’s from the Seeing Eye, but a lost guide dog is a lost guide dog. I guess there was some crazy weather in Florida on Tuesday. Jeff Bazer was there for a convention, I’m almost sure …
A Bit Of Forgotten Canadian History
Leave it toSnopesto serve up something interesting on what’s looking like a slow day. I’m not sure why, but for whatever reason the story ofCharles Vance Millar and the Toronto Baby Racehe created when he died wasn’t covered when I took Canadian history class back in my high school days.
If You’re Happy And You Know It, Swear At A Baby
Once again, children’s toys are spouting off at the mouth. This time it’s a singing puppy named My Pal Violet that told a woman’s 4-month-old“If you’re happy and you know it, fuck with me.” LeapFrog Toys, the company responsible for the confrontational canine, says that the nice little doggy is saying “bark with me,” but …
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If They Play It, You Can Pay For It
It’s not often I get to write a sentence containing the words major record labels get something right, but this is one of those times.If it’s on air, it’s on sale, say majors Starting next month, both Sony and Universal will be making songs available for digital download at the same time as they start …
Flash Light
John Dupuy has a strange way of entertaining his neighbours. One night, he decided to have some fun with himself in his own home. The only trouble was he did this while lying on a table near a window with a well-positioned reading lamp. Yuck! I guess cops could see him from the sidewalk. Looks …
If You Plan To Run, Don’t Get Run Over
I have to wonder. Did Jona Zeigler go to the LaKeitha Watson-Atkinson getaway driving school? If she did, she learned quite well. Police decided to have a chat with her because she had warrants. She wasn’t the biggest fan of that, so she drove away, then got out of her car to run. The only …
A Bad Touch Off The Old Block
There are a couple things of note inthis story.The most obvious is that it’s all about a father and son who both face child molestation charges in different towns in the same State. What you may not have immediately noticed is that the son, Robert D’Ginto Jr, is said to reside on Badman Road. That’s …