I guess one thing I can say about this guy is he didn’t bring his kids to the scene of the crime, like some of our other prizes have. No, he left the kids, both under 5, at home alone when he went out to rob a gas station. Then he came back home. Too bad police dogs tracked him right to his house. When police knocked on his door, he thought it would be smart to pull a knife on them. He also thought it would be smart to respond to their commands to drop the knife with a command of his own. “Drop your guns.” Are you serious? I love the phrasing “The police officers failed to do so, but he decided not to push the issue.” I think that’s the smartest thing he’s done so far.
Well, those kids won’t be in his care anymore. Off to jail he went.