It doesn’t happen often, but I’m honestly at a loss for words right now. I’m not sure how many of you are aware of this, but it’s awfully difficult to write anything of substance when your man dangles are beating a hasty retreat for the safety of your insides and your eyes are filled with tears. Don’t worry, I think I’m going to be ok. Yes, I’ll be fine. Just as soon as I banishthe story of Antoine Banks and the bag of crack rocks he stuffed into his foreskinfrom my mind, all will be well.
But during a “clothed pat down search,” corrections officers discovered that a “small baggie of suspected crack cocaine was tied to the front of the waistband” of Banks’s boxer shorts. That discovery prompted investigators to conduct a strip search to look for other contraband.
As described in a Louisville Metro Department of Corrections report, that hunt turned up “another small baggie” that was “found in the foreskin of the subjects penis.” That baggie, the size of which was not detailed, contained crack rocks. As a result, Banks was hit with two additional felony charges–cocaine trafficking and promoting contraband.
The drugs seized from Banks’s shorts and penis were turned over to the Louisville Police Department’s property room, where the items were logged as evidence.