She’s Not Scooting Out The Door So Fast

If you’re going to shoplift from a store, and you use a scooter because you’re kinda on the big side, make sure your scooter can fit through the exit. Otherwise, it will all be for nothing, wouldn’t you say, Jerrie Perkins? Maybe you should have snuck the stuff out by hiding it in your rolls like those other people tried to do.

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