Ok, people need to chill out with their texting rage. First, we had those dudes meeting up to fight because one of them texted the wrong number, and now we have people engaging in a knife fight because of a predictive text error in a text message. I guess the story goes that Neil Brook …
Monthly Archives: February 2011
Stripper…Of The Right To Have Kids
It’s pretty sad when I can read a story about a chick leaving her kids alone while she goes off to work as a stripper at night and think “Meh, is that really weird anymore?” I’ve written about similar stories and been all enraged. But it happens so often, parents neglecting their kids, leaving them …
The Dead Art Of Nicknaming
Nicknaming is definitely a lost art. I think everybody other than those in charge of nicknaming people knows that. The stuff that passes for good nicknames now is pretty lame, usually consisting of little more than letter from your first name-2 or 3 letters from your last name. Most of the time I just try …
My N86 Has Just Become Eyeballs In A Box!
Well, the day has come. I finally, after hemming and hawing for a year, got myself KNFB Reader, or eyeballs in a box as I affectionately call it. First I was worried I broke my phone’s camera. So, I got that tested out in June at the Aiming for Accessibility conference. Once it was determined …
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Hey Look! I Won My Assault And Battery Merit Badges!
Don’t get between Hersha C. Howard and her girl scout cookies. she might chase you with a pair of scissors and clobber you with multiple boards. The story goes that Howard came into her room-mate’s bedroom in the middle of the night and demanded to know if she ate her thin mints cookies. The room-mate …
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Oh What Fun, At The Crack Of The Gun, When The Whole Gang Disappears…Through The Ice
Time for a different soundtrack. If you see a snowmobile go through a hole in some thin ice, trying to rescue the occupants by driving your own snowmobile up to the hole is probably not going to work. Thankfully everybody made it to shore and will probably be ok. Geesh people, think! Although this did …
Thou Shalt Not Take Back My Lexis!
According to Ken Falzini, a repo man who came to get Rev. Marc Neal’s lexis because he was behind on payments, Neal has an odd way of dealing with his problem.throw the guy on the hood of his car and drive around. Also, turn on the wipers, make lots of sharp turns, all the while …
Ever Heard Of A Rope?
When transporting a matress, a person should not be used to hold it down. Otherwise, when you make a turn, chances are you’ll lose both person and matress. It looks like this guy is going to make it, but he took a good knock on the head.
He’s In The Doghouse Now
Joel Dobrin’s dog may be in trouble. According to this story, he’s a snitch! Police pulled Dobrin over for a routine traffic stop, when they were assaulted by a flying sock full of marijuana and Hashish. They originally thought Dobrin had thrown it out the window to get rid of it, but Dobrin told them …
His Head And His Gun Were Both Emmpty
Ya know, showing an unloaded gun to someone in an attempt to rob them might work in some places, but I don’t think it’ll work too well at a gun shop. It didn’t in this case, since the owner had a loaded gun of his own. Not only that, but the robber, who also set …
