>Police/fire blotter type incident reports aren’t just a Canadian/American thing. Yes,England has ’em, too.
A confused resident called out fire crews after mistakenly thinking there was someone trapped under his sofa.
The man, of Clowes Court, Beccles, made the call at just before midday and a crew from the town arrived.
However, they discovered it was a false alarm and left 20 minutes later after reassuring the confused homeowner.
I don’t know what if any sort of dementia may be at play here, but I don’t think it would be out of line to say that I sure hope there’s a lot of it.