A question I often ponder (and by often I mean constantly since I readthe story)), is who could possibly resist the charms of a man driving erratically on a green moped?
Well, thanks to officer Christin Rudell, my pondering days are through. Not only did she turn away the advances of Adam Yarbrough, she also gave him a nice list of charges to remember her by.
Yarbrough was pulled over at 11:45 last night after Rudell spotted him “swerving in his lane” on his green moped. After Rudell, 31, ticketed him for several vehicular infractions, Yarbrough said, “How about we call it even and I give you five dollars and you just get rid of this ticket and let me go?”
Though Rudell explained that “there would be no exchange and that he needed to take the citation,” Yarbrough persisted. This time, according to the report, Yarbrough said, “OK if you won’t take the money how about I give you a kiss? And well I haven’t had sex in a while so how about we do that?”
Rudell then arrested Yarbrough for bribery.
Yarbrough “continued to make sexually explicit remarks” and yell profanities, Rudell noted, adding that she asked him several times to lower his voice. When he refused to comply, the cop “added disorderly conduct to his charges.”
There’s no mention of intoxication of any kind, but I’ve got a hunch. For young Adam’s sake, I hope that hunch is correct.