I’m not going to bother asking the obvious question here, that being what kind of guy masturbates in front of the window at a Sonic drive-through? I know the answer, and his name isKevin Ferrier.
What I’m more interested in is how he was able to do it right in front of a female worker and a security camera for 8 minutes without anybody doing anything. I’m not sure how many of you have been in a drive-through line, but I’ll bet it’s pretty close to everyone. Besides waiting for your so-called fast food to pop out the window, have you ever been able to do anything in one of those lines for 3 minutes let alone 8 without somebody getting upset? Not a chance! Somebody’s always laying on the horn or hurling profanities out the window if you take a second too long to decide between a number 7 or a number 10. And I’ve never seen it, but I’ve got a pretty good feeling that more than a few folks have come to blows over line speed. But pulling out the old Sonic Burger and brewing up a fresh batch of your special manly mayo, no problem. How does that work?