This Burger King story just won’t end.
Let’s see, where are we now?
Nekiva Hardy has come clean about who she is, and thankfully she’s admitted that none of her children were with her on the trip. Why did she say they were? Well, if you’ve got your kids with you, you’re less likely to be kept in custody. It’s her theory, not mine.
Speaking of custody and jail and charges, she’s none too pleased with the police, who she says are charging her with waaaaaaay too many things.
Claiming that Florida law enforcement officials “want all the publicity,” Nekiva Hardy, 30, said she has been hit with a felony and three additional misdemeanors because investigators think “this girl is making a joke of it. She has so many views on YouTube.”
If she’s making a joke of it, I’m not sure she knows. I’m starting to get the feeling that this is her all the time.
She did get one thing right, however.
“Florida is a jacked up state.”
But back to Hardy being Hardy, even when things are her fault, they aren’t her fault.
“I ain’t blaming nobody but myself,” she says. “I pulled that girl’s hair, that’s a simple battery. I’m guilty of that.” But, she adds, “Them bitches ticked me off.”
So since she knows she’s guilty of something, she’ll surely be turning herself in peacefully to face the music, yes?
“Fuck them, they’ll have to come and get me.” She added, however, “It’s gonna be hard to find me.”
I doubt we’ll be seeing her tales of life on the run in a future episode of I Almost Got Away With It, but I can pretty much guarantee that a few of the tags reserved around here for the not so bright among us are gonna be gettin’ a serious workout.