It’s Not Worth Having A Meltydown Over

Here’s a message for Ricardo Jones. Relax. Please, you must be extremely stressed. Why else would you fire a bunch of air guns and get in a standoff over the price increase of a Taco Bell Burrito? The burrito went up by 50 cents. I know you bought seven of ’em, but that only means an extra $3.50. Why would you scream at people and point real-looking assault rifles at them, then barricade yourself in your hotel room, making them use tear gas to get you out? It’s a burrito, and it doesn’t even sound that good! I’ve heard ads for that thing. It sounds like a lot of blech. I know, to each his own, but that’s ridiculous.

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