The cabby in this story is one lucky bastard. And the armed robber is kinda dumb.
Late at night, a cab driver picked up a guy. The guy got in the back of the car and ordered the cabby to give him everything he had and put the gun against the back of the cabby’s neck. The cabby suddenly realized that a. the back door is still open, and b. the car was still in drive. So, vroom, vroom, vroom, went the taxi. fly, fall, thunk, went the thief. He ran away and got no money. Hahahahaha. Fail! Why would a guy leave the door open? Was he hoping to just get the money and run off? Well, all he did was run off.