>This story makes me laugh almost as hard as the guy who stole everything under o.
It seems a pharmacy was about sick of getting robbed, and the burglars always taking the same thing. Lortab. So, the pharmacist fixed their wagon good. He took a big bottle labelled Lortab, took the pills out, filled it with red beans, and left it as bait. Completely predictably, someone came in, triggered the alarm, and yoinked the decoy.
At the bottom of the story, police are still looking for the thief with the bottle of beans, and are asking for anybody to call them who has tips on the burglary. I bet the thief himself will call in saying this pharmacist is ripping people off, giving them beans instead of Lortab! I will laugh, and laugh, and laugh if he does.