Police in Tempe, Arizona have finally nabbed the man they say has made a passtime ofmasturbating near a woman who’s job it is to dress up like the Statue of Liberty to promote a business called Liberty Tax.
Kevin Robert Theriault, 42, is alleged to have unhuddled his mass at least 3 times before he was finally caught…on tax day, no less.
For reasons mysterious and downright mystifying to me, the victim didn’t report the incidents right away. Perhaps she has a 3 strokes and you’re out policy, who knows?
Undercover detectives were able to locate information as to where Theriault was working and began watching him, police said.
On Monday, Theriault was seen leaving work around 5:10 p.m. and was followed back to the intersection of McClintock Drive and Elliot Road, where he parked in a bank parking lot.
Police said Theriault got out of his vehicle, unzipped his pants and began masturbating while looking at the woman as she stood in the parking lot.
Theriault was immediately approached by detectives and taken into custody.
He now faces 3 counts of indecent exposure and 3 counts of public sexual indecency.
In an interview with police after he was arrested, Theriault stated that he’d really like to just go home and do his taxes. NO, that’s not a joke.