Neither of these incidents will ever find itself in the bad time for whackin’ off hall of fame, but they’re worth a mention since it’s rare that this sort of thing happens here in guelph, home of Vomit Comet World HQ. Even better is that both of them happened in completely different places…on the same […]
Monthly Archives: May 2011
Weee! It’s A Flying Blind Guy!
After we wrote about Wess and Ian’s blind guy stories, our buddy Martin emailed me with a gem of his own. I have to put it up because when I read it, I began to laugh and laugh and laugh, to the point that I couldn’t tell Steve what I was on about and I […]
>Goalie Fights!
>Hockey fans or fans of great things in general, prepare to meet the doom of the next half hour or so of your life thanks to this Houses of the Hockey collection of goalie fights! There are some gooders in here, including my favourite of all time. Yes, Felix Potvin vs. Ron Hextall is here. […]
The Service Here Bites
It’s been a while since we’ve had a dentist story, so let’s fix that, shall we? Florida dentist Michael Hammonds, 57, is facing assault and battery charges after getting into a bit of a fight and screaming match with an 85-year-old woman over a denture procedure that wasn’t going well. According to cops, Michael Hammonds, […]
>The Manual Gets Some Editions From People Other Than Us
>I just realized that I haven’t updated the blind guy user’s manual in a bit. I don’t have any new blind guy stories, but boy do some others. Wes Derby wrote about this woman who just had to grab and drag him onto his bus. This woman has been told multiple times that her brand […]
>Either This One’s On The House Or I’ll Give You A Whippy, Mister.
>How did that old saying go? I scream, you scream, we all beat the wholly christ out of the driver and run off with his money when he refuses to give us free icecream? The offender was turned away when he asked for a free ice-cream. However, when the driver hopped in the front seat […]
Sir, That’s Not A Traytable. Please Take It Out Of The Upright Position
Update: Pearce has plead guilty to a misdemeanor and will be sentenced August 19th. He’s currently free on $25000 bond and has already been ordered to undergo a mental evaluation and get counseling as conditions attached to that freedom. Air travel can at times be a stressful, boring experience. But there are better ways to […]
>Look Dad, No Brains!
>Dumb: holding onto a moving SUV, pushing a skateboard out in front and then sort of jumping onto it.Dumber: driving the SUV for the skateboarder, your son. How stupid is this guy? Any decent dad wouldn’t do this. Well, now this one’s son is in the hospital with some pretty significant head injuries.
A Sex Offender? At Six?
I’ve talked about the Aaron Hart case before. But I somehow think this case is worse. A six-year-old boy and a five-year-old girl were found outside in a not so good position. The girl had her pants down and it looked to the mom of the girl like the boy had his fingers inside her. […]
Rubba Dub Dub, Sexual Abuse In The Tub?
I always thought that social service agencies were supposed to look out for the welfare of children. After stories like this, I have to question what their mission is. A Swedish woman was separated from her husband, but they shared custody of their two small children. After a few months, the woman started to notice […]
