Don’t Die Over New Milk

Last Updated on: 4th December 2017, 06:31 pm

If your girlfriend comes home with milk but you already bought milk earlier that day, all that means is yay, extra milk, right? Sure, unless you’re 68-year-old Daniel Pacheco. In that case, it means it’s time for a stabbin’.

The woman, who was not named, is said to be in good condition and recovering in hospital. Pacheco was also treated for self-inflicted wounds to his arms and a possible Tylenol overdose. NO idea if he was stabbing himself in response to having just stabbed someone he’d already stabbed previously.

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