Hey, Prison Guardin’ Boy, Put The Chip Chip Chip Bag Down, Smack! Smack!

Life in the prison system must really suck. I mean, if people can get in a fight over a bag of chips, it must be pretty miserable. Oh, I forgot to mention, the people fighting over food were…two guards! An inmate actually tried to break up their fight, and the poor guy got teeth knocked …

Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemas Closer

Hmmm. This is just weird. This is the story. Wish I had more details. One sunday afternoon, an unnamed man who is apparently pretty close to blind got a knock on his door. “I’m here to give you an enema,” a woman said. He had just had some intestinal surgery, so thought maybe this was …

Pictures Of Littluns, Gave The Cops An Eye Full

Here’s the story of John M. Kohler. Someone called the cops, complaining that he was outside wacking off to kids walking by. They came and found him lying on his back on his porch. When they asked him for ID, he told them they could come in while he looked for it. I guess he …

Surprise! You’re Going To Jail!

Ok we have a new twist on the whole “Do I have warrants?” theme, thanks to David Williams of Surprise, Arizona, which is a fitting name for something like this to happen in. Williams waltzed up to a police officer and asked him if he had ever arrested him before. He hadn’t, but Williams had …

>Bringing A Whole New Meaning To Cybersex

>And I thought the RealTouch was nasty. Some japanese scientists have created a kissing machine. The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the “Kiss Transmission Device.” It’s a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer. Talk about your moment killer. In the video, …

You, Put Out My Lights, I Have No Hope, To Carry On…

I don’t know why I feel the need to write about this. I just read yesterday that Joseph Brooks, the one who wrote “You Light Up My Life”, committed suicide. You’d think that would be reason enough to write about it. Who stopped lighting up his life? Where was all the hope to carry on? …

Does This Article Hold Any Water?

Whenever someone new follows me on Twitter, I always have a boo at their timeline to decide whether I want to follow them back, or to make sure they aren’t a spammer. I was looking at a new follower last night, and saw this in their timeline. How much water should a dog drink in …

We Live Among Morons That Are Going To Be The Death Of Us

I love our apartment building. The rent is pretty good. We’ve got a nice balcony. There’s a full laundry room with brand new machines and dryers that actually work. There’s a party room we can book if we need lots of space. We’ve got a swimming pool. And for the most part, we’ve got good …

ROH Just Got Bigger

So Ring of Honor, pretty much my favourite wrestling group right now, has been sold to the Sinclair Broadcast Group. this is an interesting situation. It sounds, for now at least, like they’re going about things the right way by leaving the current group in charge and adding experienced people who have a clue what …