I just spent 10 minutes of my life watching this Baby Bullet infomercial. NO, I haven’t the slightest clue why. It’s awful even by infomercial standards. Seriously, just watch this acting. And when I say acting I’m not meaning to insult actual actors, I’m just fresh out of synonyms. This woman and her emphasis! of […]
Well, Steve and I were going to do a cast all about the rapture just so we could joke about it and laugh a lot at Harold Camping. But Steve’s had a little trouble sleeping lately, so just wasn’t feelin’ it. So I figured I’d ramble a while here. You can see that it’s after […]
As soon as I saw the story about the CN Tower’s new feature, the EdgeWalk, I thought of Matt’s post about the CN Tower. Matt, would this be more exciting? So what’s with this whole EdgeWalk thing? Now, for an extra 175 bucks, you can be strapped into a safety harness and walk around a […]
*gag* *gag* *hurl!* Remember that sweet little It’s Alright screen reader song I had? Well, this version is decidedly not alright. The same man who made the original, created “Taste my Cooch”. I didn’t know I could simultaneously laugh and gag, but I have learned that I can. So, enjoy, er, run screaming, er, both.
Wow. I’m not sure what to say. Macho Man Randy Savage is gone. He died today in a car accident when he suffered what his family is saying is a heart attack behind the wheel. He was 58. Wrestlers die all the time for all kinds of reasons and it’s always sad, but this one […]
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A couple of days ago, something started flying around Twitter about Twitter changing permission levels with regards to DM’s. Here’s an article on exactly how much that will suck. Long story short, if the good people who make Qwitter don’t change some things, us qwitter folk won’t be able to read or write direct messages […]
Here comes the same speech I make every time, only shorter. Haven’t done this in a while. No idea how it’s gonna go. Hope it amuses somebody. And with that out of the way, let’s see what you, the searching public, are thinking. 09 Nov, Tue, 07:42:33Google:“Cemetery Allows People to Be Buried By Their Pets” […]
If your girlfriend comes home with milk but you already bought milk earlier that day, all that means is yay, extra milk, right? Sure, unless you’re 68-year-old Daniel Pacheco. In that case, it means it’s time for a stabbin’. The woman, who was not named, is said to be in good condition and recovering in […]
Woman missing since she got lost Swear to Christ, that’s a real headline on the Chicago Sun-Times website right now. NO need to write anything witty. My job here is done, and done for me at that.