Here comes another guy showing off his whopper at Burger King.
It says here that Joseph Kovaleski would come into a burger king several times, sit in a booth facing employees, and pull out his thing and continually touch it.
He claims it’s all lies, and he would never have done such a thing. But then he says a. he doesn’t wear underwear and sometimes his genetals just fall out, b. sometimes they get itchy and he has to scratch ’em, and c. Burger King isn’t a public place. Ok then. I’m thinking he did it.
I think the girls on his soccer team will be looking at him funny now.