You’d think, if you’re driving a vehicle full of guns and drugs, that you’d want to be the best driver on the road so as to avoid detection. But you, of course, aren’t Shawn Smith.
If you were, rather than taking great care of yourself and your cargo, you would eat chicken while talking on your cell phone, mess up a U-turn and damn near hit a marked police cruiser. You would then be arrested and charged with cocaine and paraphernalia possession, a felony and a misdemeanor, respectively. You would also helpfully inform the arresting officer that you were a bit distracted, as if your coming a few inches from possibly killing him wasn’t clue enough.
You’re free on $13500 bond right now, but you surely must know it’s only a matter of time.