Somebody Needs To Stop Getting Inspiration From His Last Name And Street Signs

Sadly, this story makes me not want to buy anything from thrift stores ever again. But on the other hand, it does make a nice addition to the names tag.

Arrested and charged with indecent exposure after being caught sitting on a couch in a Salvation Army store with his pants around his ankles and a leg propped up so that everything could be clearly seen is Randall Boyd Johnson.

But wait, that’s not even the best part. Johnson’s address is listed here as 2285 Pristine View.

If jokes keep writing themselves like this, I may find myself out of a job soon. And if I’m out of a job, I’m going to need to buy cheap things…like furniture. Oh man, this is not good. Not good at all.

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