I Had A Good Title For This Post. What Was It Again?

Every now and then, my brain goes on a binge of telling me in my sleep that I’m a failure. First there were these dreams, and then there was this not so kind barrage. Now, here’s my brain’s new and creative way to make me feel like suck. First I dreamed that I forgot to …

Dear UFC: Do We Really Need 5 Round Main Events On Every Show?

Going by Twitter and nothing more since I haven’t had much of a chance to read anything overly in depth on the subject, people seem pretty happy about the UFC’s decision to bump all of the main event fights going forward up to 5 rounds from 3. Personally, I don’t much care for the idea. …

I Could Hang Out With The Smart Ass Cripple…If He’d Let Me Find Him That Is

The other day, I linked to the blind guy avoidance techniques on the Smart Ass Cripple’s blog. Well, now I’ve gone back and read everything on that blog…and it’s awesome! He does the kind of writing that makes me simultaneously laugh and think. I wish I was that good. So if you haven’t already, head …

I SAID, ONE IS OFTEN ENOUGH!

Here’s a nice bit of police blotter goodness from the Marin Scope. What would the crime be, exactly? Maybe we’ll find out at the hearing. I’m sorry. Suspicious Circumstance: Second Street. A caller reported seeing a subject open a bottle of Advil, then begin inserting the pills into his ear. Police searched the area for …

I Need A Drink. Are Any Of You Bankers?

Commercials drive me friggin nuts! Just heard one for Laker beer that said “You deserve an easy drinking beer for a hard working price.” What? Does that shovel full of marketing horsecrap even mean anything? Easy drinking beer…for a hard working price. Let’s break this down. I know what an easy drinking beer is. It’s …

More Access Recreation Day Audio: Me With Janice The SpinFit Lady

What do you know, two of these in one day! Here’s me with Janice, a representative from the fairly new SpinFit program that’s run out of St. Joseph’s Health Centre. If the beginning sounds a little messed up, that’s because it is. I fucked it up a little the first time and had to fix …