I saw this a while ago, but it was in the era where my brain couldn’t think. Ah well, better late than never. We’ve heard that not reopening the elevator fast enough can earn you some bumps, bruises, and some thrown pasta. Now, we have another dispute over manners, only the one expecting good manners …
Monthly Archives: July 2011
Leaf Blower Turned Car Blower Upper
Hey Joseph Williamson. Did you know why they say not to operate electrical things near gasoline? Because sparks can ignite the gas. So do you think it’s a good idea to use an electric leaf blower to siphon gas out of a tank? I guess you realize it’s not now. Williamson is alive, but his …
Maybe A Few Inmates Will Think He’s Dead Too.
Melvin L. Jackson is pretty stupid if he thought his reasoning was good. Either way, he’s creepy. A woman was walking when she suddenly felt lightheaded and went to sit down. She passed out, and Jackson raped her right there on the sidewalk. Someone saw it and started screaming for help. When he was arrested, …
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>Exercise With Your Dog
>Saw this on a couple of lists, laughed, so I thought it could have a place here. Exercising With Your Dog You’ve seen those ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there’s no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything …
>Now The Owners Of The Spa Will Sweat Profusely
>Ok. Is it ever a good idea to wrap yourself in mud, plastic, blankets and cardboard boxes in an attempt to detoxify yourself of…who knows what? Also, while you are intensely sweating, something this is designed to cause, is it a good idea to not drink water? two people found out it wasn’t such a …
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A Flash Of Cash On Carden Street, Version 2.0
I plugged the first one on Twitter but for some reason or other never got around to posting about it here, so I’m not going to let that happen again. Rob Campbell had a great idea a while back. Since things have been so hard for the businesses on Carden Street these last few years, …
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If You Lost Your Keys In #Guelph, I Might Know What Happened To Them
I have to do this first. Ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb. Ok. Movin’ right along. I was walkin’ along. Doo dee doo dee doo. I was walking with a friend, who is a very nice person. Suddenly, she spots something shiny. “Hey! Keys!” she exclaims. “Oh no! That …
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Hey Kids. How About Instead Of The Park Today We Go Out And Shoot Things? Sound Fun?
I was having so much fun with people on Twitter today, and then this came along. Kelowna RCMP are shaking their heads after a mother let her five children shoot pellet guns from their moving vehicle. The mother admits she was aware of what they were doing, but thought they were just shooting at road …
The Stop Making Us Cry Department Is The Most Efficient One In Guelph
Update: Here’s a video report from CTV News. Guess what, the city comes off just as ridiculous and out of line on film as it did in print. And I must say, the Rasos cranking up themusical protest again brings me great joy. You know what I’d love? For people to stop using their legal …
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They Could And They Did. Thanks For All The Help
Victor Burgos sounds like he’d be perfect flashrob material. A fugitive from upstate New York who taunted police on his Facebook page to `catch me if you can. I’m in Brooklyn’ has been arrested. The Daily News says U.S. marshals and NYPD detectives tracked Victor Burgos down to an apartment in Brooklyn’s Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood Monday …
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