This story brings back memories of the old story of Austin Horries Purifoy
A woman heard her garage door slam, and her dog bark. Then she saw a naked man in her garage. So she called police. By the time they got there, they found the drunk, naked man had taken a big ol’ crapperoo on her garage floor. But he had a perfectly valid excuse, or so he thought. He thought he was in his own garage. So, the moral of the story is don’t walk into Thomas O’Neil’s garage. You never know what you might step in.