Dear Diary: I’m Going To Have A Lot More Time To Write In You Soon, Even Though You Get Me In Trouble

A couple of quick armed robbery tips for Jonathan Ochola and Rashad Delawala, because they seem to need ’em.

  1. Don’t drop your balaclava. It probably has your DNA on it.
  2. Don’t write stupid things in your diary. For instance, “I picked up a few things I needed in town today” is much better than “Go Portsmouth robbery happens.

Both men have been found guilty (surprise surprise) and are scheduled for sentencing later this month. For some reason, both are currently out on bail.

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