Don’t Forget To Sort That Into The Orgasmic Waste Bag

I really have become quite jaded. I can read a story about a woman chopping off her husband’s penis and think “Meh, whatever.” But a couple things about this one caught my attention.

After she had, um, removed his thing, she put it through the garbage disposal! Oh dear. Unlike John Bobbitt, he ain’t gettin’ that back.

And the woman’s last name is Becker. Hmmm…close to pecker?

But the best part was what he said when a newspaper asked him for comment. “This is a private matter.” Well I’ll say. That’s why they’re there, yes? I’m sure they were picking private matter out of the garbage disposal for quite some time.

Oh I’m just so mean.

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