Alright, kiddies, ready for a picnic? I’ve packed a special box just for yoooou!
First we have some smart bacon for the vegans among us. Next up, if we’re stranded overnight, we have this entire breakfast we can make out of processed things. We even have cheeseburgers in a can or whole chickens in a can for dinner! And it’s a picnic, so we have to have sandwiches. But these aren’t your everyday sandwich. No no no. These are Candwiches! Mmm. Eat ’em up, yum! No? You’re running away? Why? I think this piece from the website makes them sound downright scrumptious, don’t you?
Candwich™, the official “Sandwich in a Can”, is the perfect food for people on the go. Busy moms, school kids, and outdoor recreationists love Candwich™. The unique packaging offers convenience and protection in both lunch boxes and backpacks. Whether packing a lunch for school or work, feeding kids on the run, or headed out for a fun outdoor adventure, Candwich™ is a great-tasting, healthy alternative to fast food.
With an extended shelf-life, Candwich™ is ideal for emergency food storage needs in the event of a natural disaster. Candwich™ tastes great, and because of the special Army formulated recipe, the bread stays as soft and sweet after one-year in storage, as it did the day it was made (If you can ever keep them around that long)!
Come on, kids, eat up! No, I won’t be having any of those. But they’re soooo gooood!