>File this one under ug, this is the kind of shit, har har, that cops have to deal with sometimes.
For reasons that were not explained, a fellow had been banned from entering a given park. When cops found him there, they told him he was trespassing, and tried to place him under arrest. But when they told him to put his hands behind his back, he refused. When he finally told them why, his reason wasI can’t put my hands behind my back because I’m making a bowel movement. And then, as if to prove his point, he reached inside his shorts, and, um, showed them the proof.
Blarf! *gag* Really, I have no other words. Those poor cops have stronger stomachs than I.