Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake Shake, Shake Virginia!

Last year, Steve felt an earthquake. Yesterday, it was my turn. Wanna hear something weird though? Steve was in the same house and didn’t feel it! I came back in from a walk. I sat down and started looking through stuff. Suddenly, my chair went shake, bump, shake, bump. I thought maybe Trix was behind […]

Chest Fest Was A Flop, But Perk Up, There’s Always Next Year

Well, hmmm. I mentioned the whole Top Freedom Fest thing a while ago. I should probably mention how it went.It didn’t. I guess the organizers didn’t manage to raise enough money for some of the performers, so they decided to settle for a march along the route that Gwen Jacob took when she was arrested. […]

There Were Balls And Some Dribbling, But There Was No Sign Of The NBA

I’ve never visited Seattle, so I can’t say for sure whether or not the city is suffering from a critical free love shortage. I can, however, hazard a guess that Nicholas L. Davis’ apparent remedy for the issue likely isn’t going to help. So, just what was his grand plan? Well, if you guessed lying […]

Tomato, Tomahto, Lighter, Revolver, Let’s Shoot Your Right Arm Off

A woman in Banning, California, had better be getting her daughter one awesome Christmas present this year to try making good for mistaking a gun-shaped object she found on the ground for a novelty cigarette lighter and shooting her with it. Rachel Avila, 30, and her daughter were talking in front of their mobile home […]