She Needs Some Kind Of Therapy, Just Not Chemotherapy

There isn’t much to this story, but now that we have a tag, we might as well add Michelle Meller to the cancer faker pile. Same old thing, said she had cancer, didn’t, took a whole heap of dough from a family. I don’t really know what else to say except I hope she never …

A Closed, And Empty, Case

Poor Juan Aguirre. He just can’t get satisfied. I guess he really needed a porn fix, so broke into an adult video store and stole six DVD’s…well, the cases for them, anyway. Seeing the cases on display, I guess he thought those videos would look like good choices. Too bad those were the cases there …

>Not A Very Inspiring Self-Defence Lesson

>Wow. In real life, someone brought a knife to a gunfight. Since it’s up here, you know it didn’t end well. I guess technically the gunfight hadn’t started yet. Alvin Merriwell Lewis Jr. was talking about how he would defend himself with his pocketknife. Thomas Larry Bolds decided to put him to the test, and …

I Hope She Gets Chewed Up By The Legal System

When I read this story about a woman suing Stride Gum because some got stuck in her dentures and got her depressed, I was sure it was a joke. But it doesn’t look that way. Seriously. Elsie Pawlow says that a piece of Stride gum got stuck in her dentures and she had to pick …

I Found The Mean Machines! And Many More Cool Things

Remember back when I casually mentioned looking for a play safe ad about being careful around “the mean machines” because “they can hurt you”? Well, I found it! And I also found the coolest channel ever. If you’re looking for old station ID’s, themesongs and commercials that ran in Ontario, check out the YouTube channel …

Show And Tell Indeed!

Here’s a new one for ya. Do you remember being in kindergarten, and having Show and Tell? You brought in something from home, held it up to the class, and talked about what it was. Well, one kindergartener brought some things in for Show and Tell that were not your average items. They were a …

Overly Social Networking

Sorry it’s been so quiet around here this week. I’ve been feeling mostly like garbage, and Carin’s been busy with things much cooler than feeling like garbage. I can tell I’m still not right. If I was, it would be a lot easier than it’s proving to be for me to write about this idiot. …

Point Click Boom

Amazingly, the stupidest thing I’ve read this week has nothing to do with idiot criminals. Well, unless you view insurance companies as criminals, which would certainly be a debatable point. So remember a monthish ago when a tent collapsed at the music festival in Belgium? I’ll give you a second to think about it since …

Help Save The St. Joseph’s Health Centre Bus Stop

I meant to blog about this last week, but life kinda got me a bit distracted. I guess it’s better late than never, and it’s still not too late! Guelph Transit is going through some changes, supposedly to make the service more efficient. But I honestly think they are forgetting some things along the way, …