I’m not sure what to tell you all here, so I’ll stick to telling you what I hope Vincent Michael Tarvin would tell you if he were to look back on the events of September 6th in a clearer state of mind than he was likely in at the time.
As stupid as it is to be out walking around with a vial of cocaine, that’s nothing compared to traipsing you and your vial into an apparently random call centre, dropping your pants, whipping out the old dingaling and telling everyone that it’s time to “get to work.” All that gets you is booked into jail for indecent exposure, drug possession and a drug paraphernalia violation.
for reasons unknown, Tarvin almost got away with some of it. Of the 12 people in the office he invaded, only one wanted to press charges. Others are reported to have feared some kind of retaliation if they did. Guy must have one hell of a penis.