I Hope She Gets Chewed Up By The Legal System

When I read this story about a woman suing Stride Gum because some got stuck in her dentures and got her depressed, I was sure it was a joke. But it doesn’t look that way.

Seriously. Elsie Pawlow says that a piece of Stride gum got stuck in her dentures and she had to pick it out, which made her depressed for about 10 minutes.

First of all, you can’t get depressed for 10 minutes. Depression doesn’t lift that quickly. Second, you’re seriously going to waste legal fees on this?

I hope it’s thrown out of court. And maybe they should set those Stride Gum goons from their commercials on her. The message should be “Stride Gum: Find something real to get depressed about, or we’ll find you and give you something.”

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