Rest On Porch

Short and sweet here. Monique Exum is the most gigantic goddamned idiot I’ve come across in quite some time. When she returned home to find that her 73-year-old roommate Johnny Davis had woken up dead in their apartment, she understandably freaked out just a tad. Who wouldn’t, right? But freaking out or not, what happened …

Talk About A Hot Beef Injection

This story is weird on so many levels. According to the story, Janet Hardt had a weird obsession. She liked injecting things into her face. It didn’t seem that she was doing it to improve her looks, as her face was kinda disfigured from the scarring caused by the repeated infections that resulted. She just …

It’s Time To Get To Work! Not So Fast, Tarvin. You’re Getting To Jail

I’m not sure what to tell you all here, so I’ll stick to telling you what I hope Vincent Michael Tarvin would tell you if he were to look back on the events of September 6th in a clearer state of mind than he was likely in at the time. As stupid as it is …

What Is And Is Not Ironic…And Now I Want A Chimichanga  

I saw this comic about what is and is not irony on Twitter. Well, I should say I saw a link to it, because it was a great big ol’ image. But because I’m persistent *coughcough* annoying *coughcough*, the guy who sent it out actually read it into an audio file! Isn’t that awesome beyond …

A Double Dose Of Dumb: Running On Fumes And Yabba Dabba Dumbass

Here are a couple of poor car decisions. On their own, I wouldn’t have posted them…but together? I think they deserve a spot up here. Ok, you’re driving along the road. Vroomba vroomba vroom vroom. Hey! What’s that coming out of your hood? Wow! Smoke! And a lot of it! Hmmm! You should do something! …

Use A Safety Buoy, Your Boys Will Thank You!

Here’s a message to all scuba divers. Use a safety buoy, or else a fisherman might get ya by the short and curlies. That’s what happened to one poor sucker in England. John Goldfinch was happily fishing away, hoping for some mackerel. But what he got was a scuba diver. And where did he get …

Remembering WCW…In A Way It Probably Wouldn’t Want To Be Remembered

Modern wrestling can be pretty damn bad, especially if you’re like me and put yourself through TNA on a weekly basis. This often results in people, myself included, talking about how much better things were back in the day. And while that’s largely true, I’m here today to tell you that this isn’t always so. …