Let Martial Note In Triumph Float, And Liberty Extend Its Mighty…Penis?

I tweeted a few minutes ago that I wasn’t sure where to put this if it indeed needed to be put somewhere here at all. That’s right, I’m on Twitter in case you’ve forgotten.

Anyway, I had a pretty good feeling that it was ending up here, but where? The two obvious choices were do it yourself and humpings, but which one was the right fit…so to speak. If you’ve been here for any length of time, you probably know that humpings is mostly reserved for people getting it on with things and not people, while do it yourself is all about ridiculous public masturbation. This is in a way both, yet neither.

I’ve thought about it, and after a nice editorial meeting with Carin, a decision has been made.

What, you didn’t know we had editorial meetings around here? Well, we do, at times. they generally consist of one of us tossing a link or idea at the other and waiting for the down the hall reaction to come in. In this case, I tweeted, and within about a minute or so, a giant exclamation of “eeeeewwwwwwwww!” came from the other room. That was my cue to get up and start heading in its direction. and since the two of us have mind beams, it also meant Carin was heading in mine. A meeting in the middle, a laugh, a hug and a few words later, the story of Paul Hall’s encounter with a female Ferris High School teacher and his apparent respect for American flags was determined to be a humping. And now you know a little more about the creative process, such as it is.

Police responded Wednesday morning to the high school, where the 40-year-old teacher said she was standing in the school’s main office about 15 minutes earlier when a male she had never seen before walked up behind her, placed his hands on her waist and “thrust his pelvis area into her,” reports said.

The victim spun around and said, “Why did you touch me?” to which the suspect replied, “Well, I’m not supposed to touch the flag,” according to reports.

A police report states that the suspect may have been referring to an American flag that was in the office near the victim.

Two witnesses who were in the office at the time of the incident told police they heard the victim objecting to the suspect “touching” her, and heard the suspect’s comment about the flag, but neither could see the incident from where they were seated, reports said.

Hall, 62, has been charged with criminal sexual contact. But perhaps since this is America he’ll get some kind of credit for his patriotism. Come on, you folks take your country real serious down there.

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