Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
You’d think I’d know better by now considering these are the same people who created pages upon pages upon a few more pages of regulations governing what counts as a proper looking piece of food, but I still thought this was satire for a minute. After three years work by 21 scientists, the European Union …
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Well…I think this is going to be in my head for a while, especially the chorus. I expect this to be the next big party singalong hit.
More than half of the people who visit this site are Americans. Today, I’d like to ask you all to do a favour. Not just for me, but for yourself and for the rest of the world. Have you ever heard of the Protect IP Act or the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA)? If you …
Teacher Posts Bail After Arrest For Masturbating In Class Paul LaDuke, 75, was fired from Schaumburg Christian School on Friday, after a student reported to another teacher that LaDuke appeared to be masturbating while seated at his podium during class. LaDuke was arrested on Monday and charged Tuesday with felony sexual exploitation of a child. His …
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Talk about doing everything wrong. Drinking and driving is one of the stupidest, most dangerous things a person can do. Drinking and driving while wearing your “I’m Not An Alcoholic, I’m A Drunk” t-shirt, that’s even worse. Drinking and driving while wearing that shirt and then ploughing your car into a police cruiser…this really isn’t …
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No details on what started it, but an argument between a mother and son required some police intervention when the son, 37-year-old Emanuel Cordell Kennedy,chucked a ham at mommy dearest, plunking her on the back as she was walking down the hallway of their home. Good toss, dude. I hope it was worth this afternoon’s …
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I understand that Canada still has certain ties to the UK. The force feeding of all the royal wedding garbage as actual news at the expense of everything else made that perfectly clear if it was ever in doubt. But friends or not, ties or not, that doesn’t mean go ahead and start adopting their …
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Let’s start today by adding this fellow to the wrong number files. Yes, Aaron Sartin. The police probably do have lots of drugs hanging around. But unless you luck into a corrupt one, they generally get them from guys like you, not sell them to guys like you. The Nebraska State Patrol said that one …
I’ve heard tell of a lot of dumb plots in my time. This one, to be charitable, is fucking stupid. Yes, that’s charitable. Allow me to explain. Robbie Suhr has a wife, a couple of kids and a house. He also has a thing for the exchange student that’s been living with him. This thing …
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Since I’m sure a few of you have been wondering (search statistics don’t lie), there is now scientific evidence to suggest that having sex with animals is twice as likely to give you penis cancer than sticking to those old, boring humans. Lead author Stenio de Cassio Zequi, a urologist in Sao Paulo, gave Live …
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