Funeral Arrangements

While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like.

“You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold: “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy it.”

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  1. >I knew somebody would, just wasn't sure who it would be. Only used it as a title since it was the subject of the email it came in and I couldn't think of anything else.

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