This fellow didn’t wind up in jail for anything all that out of the ordinary. He’s a weapons, booze and drugs guy who can’t seem to stay out of trouble. There are lots of those, but what makes this one special is…this.
Court records show his previous name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, and he legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.
If you’re gonna change your name, go big or go home, I suppose. But I’d love to know what prompted this decision. Is he a jazz fan? Was he trying to win a bet? Did he figure as long as he’s going to be in and out of court/jail anyway, he might as well have a bit of fun with the poor bastards who were stuck calling and reporting on his cases? Did it just seem like a good idea at the time? Some of those weapons, booze and drugs guys aren’t known for their good decision making, you know. And I’d also like to know whether I’m supposed to respect him for being funny/gutsy or ridicule him for his stupidity. I’ll probably never figure either of these things out, but what I do know is that’s one cool name he’s got there. I think I’d rather be Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop by choice than some of the other junk in the names tag by force.