Happy Last Valentine’s Day Together, Honey!

If you want to do something a bit different for Valentine’s Day and maybe even wind up single by the end of the week, I might have just the thing for you.

Why not treat your special lady or gentleman to a romantic tour of New York’s Newtown Creek Wastewater treatment plant? I can think of all kinds of reasons, but hey, to each their own, right?

Jim Pynn says the highlight of the tour will be the plant’s giant egg-shaped digesters, which break down the noxious waste into harmless sludge and gas.

Hmmm…giant egg-shaped digesters? I think I dated a couple of those in high school. Nice to know they’re finally the highlight of something for somebody somewhere.

If you bring this outing up to your significant other and he or she seems a little hesitant, surely the offer of a Hershey kiss compliments of the plant will fix that right away. You know, because nobody can turn down a small nugget of chocolate from a friendly sewage worker. Nope, nothing sounds wrong about that at all.

If any of you go on this tour, be sure to let us know how it went…once the swelling goes down.

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