May 25 2012

Would You Like Guys With That?

Thank you Amanda for ruining my day, my week and my quite a long time after that with this, which I sure as hell hope turns out to be some kind of weird hoax.

In what’s being called an attempt to raise awareness of sexual minorities, an artist from Japan cooked up a ballsack buffet and served it to what can only be described as crazy people. Who’s pecker did he prepare, you may wonder. Um…well…his own!

ao Sugiyama, 22, had his genitals removed in early April. They were initially frozen, then defrosted and cooked for customers at an event on April 13.

Sugiyama charged diners 20,000 yen ($250) for the dish. He cooked the genitals himself, under the supervision of a professional chef.

Diners were required to sign a waiver releasing Sugiyama and the event organizers from any liability arising from eating the genitals.

As if that’s not enough, he also wanted to serve up his nipples, but his attempt to burn them off with Sodium hydroxide was unsuccessful.

Even as I’m writing this I can’t help but think I’m being had, but a little more digging has unearthed this more detailed story from the AFP. the dates are different, but there are comments from police and the man(?) himself, pulled from his Twitter and email.

And just in case you want to hear more about what was served, here ya go. No, I don’t care if you want to hear more or not. I had to, so you’re suffering along.

Diners paid 20,000 yen ($250) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.

The painter, who is reportedly 22, said on Twitter the organ had been removed by a physician and certified to be free of infections.

How is this legal? Why are people not being arrested left and right for cooking and eating the left and the right? Well, there appears to be no law against cannibalism in Japan, so the cops are content to just let it go without looking into it.

Oh, how I wish I was as smart as those cops.

10 Responses to “Would You Like Guys With That?”

  1. steve says:

    It’s too bad the mailbag tag has to be spelled the way it is. Just this once it’d be great to have a malebag category.

  2. Brad says:

    I think you meant, Cani-ballism, did you not?

  3. Amanda says:

    HAHAHAHA!
    I always pass the bizarre on to you guys!
    I couldn’t resist passing that one along.
    I’ve about figured out that Japanese people are royally fucked up in the head with their culture and everything else lol.
    So Steve, what’s for supper?
    You still got your boys?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • steve says:

      Thanks for the story…I think. Maybe. Perhaps. Not sure I like you anymore, and not just because your stupid baseball team is playing the Jays…oh man…balls…can’t even think about that…..RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRG!

      Yes, I still have my boys. There’s not enough yen in the world to make me part with those guys.

  4. Amanda says:

    HAHAHAHAHA
    You love me.
    You’ve got to love the resident Texan :)
    I’m telling you, the Japanese are fucked up.
    And I can’t apologize for tonight’s game, that was just too damn entertaining.

    • steve says:

      Bailing on that game was a good decision. Ug. Oh well, it’s happened to every team. Position guys pitching is always kind of amusing even if it’s happening to your team.

  5. Amanda says:

    Honestly, after the last few games the Rangers had, that was coming.
    Hopefully we continue with what we did last night! :)

    • steve says:

      Usually what happens after a game like that is the team on the winning end of it can’t buy a run the next day. Even if they win, it’ll be something like 2-1.

  6. Amanda says:

    Who knows, I just hope your baseball jinxes keep working in my favor :)

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