Watching The News On 9/11

This one’s not exactly topical anymore, but it got me. A husband and wife were watching the news on television: The devastation at the World Trade Center; the videos of different countries around the world crying with Americans over the events of the past few weeks; reporters updating and attempting to analyze political strategy; President …

Do You Like…?

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. “Hello, sir,” she said, “Do you like movies?” “Yes, I do,” he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. “Do you like gardening?” The man again looked up from his …

Friday Afternoon Batch O’ Jokes

*Q: Why doesn’t god like cheesecake? A: Because he doesn’t exist. *The other day, I bumped into a friend I’d not seen in ages. “Are you still seeing that girl Helen,” I asked? “Nah,” he replied. “It’s a sad story. She bled to death from gonorrhea.” “You don’t bleed to death from gonorrhea,” I said. …

The Swimmer And The Gymnast

This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she’s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement. After about twenty minutes of …

What’ll You Have

The bartender asks a man sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” “A scotch, please,” he answers. The bartender hands him the drink and says “Ok, that’ll be five dollars.” “What are you talking about,” the man asks? “I don’t owe you anything for this.” A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, says to …

Rogers Won’t Be Slowing Down Your Internet Anymore. Not On Purpose, Anyhow

I have a bit of a love hate relationship with the CRTC, but today is most definitely a love day! Thank you for helping to make Rogers internet a little less sucky and annoying, guys! OTTAWA-GATINEAU, QC, June 28, 2012 /CNW/ – Today, the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) closed its investigation into Rogers …

Accessible Media Inc’s DV Guide

If you’re one of those blind people who hates watching any sort of TV or movies if they’re not described or even if you’re like me and wish certain things were because they’d be much easier to follow, then do I ever have something for you. A while ago, Accessible Media Inc launched a little …